I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! ' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
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Marilyn Monroe
I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart.Â
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Crystal Woods
I can arrogantly brag that the doors I choose in life open wide and grant me unobstructed passage. But the widest doors tend to lead to the worst places.
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Craig D. Lounsbrough
Best of stories are created at Airports, Dinner Tables and Showers!
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Jasleen Kaur Gumber
Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
More Quotes By Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
